💧 Moist as a Service 💧

The world's premier moisture detection API

What is this?

Moist as a Service analyzes your requests and determines if they're moist, wet, or dry. Because the internet needed this.

Response Codes

200 OK - Your request is perfectly moist ✨
418 I'm a teapot - Your request is too wet 🫖
404 Not Found - Moist not found, too dry 🏜️

Examples

Moist Request (200)

curl https://your-site.pages.dev/cake
curl -X POST https://your-site.pages.dev/api -d "towel"

Wet Request (418)

curl https://your-site.pages.dev/ocean
curl https://your-site.pages.dev/api?q=swimming+pool

Dry Request (404)

curl https://your-site.pages.dev/desert
curl https://your-site.pages.dev/api?q=dust

Browser Request

Visit: https://your-site.pages.dev/sponge
Visit: https://your-site.pages.dev/waterfall

Browsers get pretty HTML responses!

How It Works

The service fuzzy matches your request (path, query params, POST body) against dictionaries of moist, wet, and dry things. Content negotiation means curl/API clients get JSON while browsers get HTML.